is only sane because of MTV and Disney after a crazy, absolutely mindboggling Friday.

So obviously I was overjoyed when Taylor Swift made a guest appearance in the award intro videos, brilliant editing! Wish she’d been invited to perform though, but then again ACM awards are coming up soon, wonder if she’s nominated? -digressing-
The bit where Edward Cullen practically barfs at the smell of Andy (the host)’s B.O. after jumping into the– well you’ll have to watch it for yourself heehee.

YAY Ashley Tisdale won best breakthrough performance for HSM3! Good thing Kristen’s a seasoned actor she doesn’t qualify for this category. I could so tell Vanessa Hudgens was kinda sad she didn’t win anything even though she went on stage to present, but come on- Zac Efron is probably enough. She did get nominated along with Ashley for HSM3 though.

Miley Cyrus beat PARAMORE for Best Song in a movie. What’s up with THAT?! The Climb vs. Decode.
Girl that dress is way too old for you! I still didn’t get her ‘I’m on a boat!’ speech. HUH?! Did I miss something again?

MTV oh-so-politely edited out the little intervention with Bruno and Eminem, it just jumped straight to Zac Efron getting the award for… Best Male Performance I think? That was confusing. But the song- with all those ^&*(@! words, got bleeped out so it felt like listening to some sorta corrupted mp3 file. Which was almost as weird as LeAnn Rimes singing it. o.O

KRISTEN STEWART IS A RIOT. Gosh that girl can act but she can’t be herself on stage! She was totally weirded out when she blathered on about ‘thanking the fans because of their support’ while doing that hand rolling thing that so obviously tells people you’re nervous. And then she knocked over her award for Best Female Actress. -clang-
haha it’s okay Kristen, we still love you.

Then at the Best Kiss she totally snubbed Robert Pattinson!

So Twilight gets awards for:
Best Movie
Best Fight
Best Kiss
Best Actress

Many thanks to MTV and Stephanie Meyer (how did they pronounce her last name again?), not for keepin’ it real, but just the opposite.

Oh and in case you were wondering, they released the New Moon trailer then too. After a not-funny-at-all fake start by Andy. When Jake appeared I was all: wait. That’s Taylor Lautner? What happened?! O:

ohohoh! JOJO HAS A LEAKED NEW SONG: 25 to Life, previously recorded by Marsha Ambrosious (formerly from Floetry), one of the only covers on her new album All I Want is Everything (which sounds kinda bimbotic to me, but I love JoJo and I bet she has some cool message behind that!:D)